After sitting in front of my laptop with my fingers hovering over the keys, without pressing any, for 10 minutes as I watched my spouse flip through 600 agonizingly boring TV channels... I realized that there was nothing interesting nor intelligent on either the television or the internet.
I hate when I do a search on 'the google' and a blog pops up. Reading people's blogs is one of the most painful things to do in life... if you have a working brain. Imagine that person talking too loud at Applebee's or in line, that told everyone around them every stupid, boring, pointless detail of that stupid, boring, pointless story they subjected their 'friend' to; okay now that you're imagining that annoying person... picture CHOOSING to read about his or her stories online. Those are the type of people that blog: self-centered friendless losers, convinced of their own heightened intelligence.
Most people that are likable enough to have real live friends, that don't break if you spill coffee on them, can just tell their thoughts to them instead of creating another annoying blog. That said, I don't count because I really AM super intelligent, and I CHOOSE not to have friends!!! Damn it! So enjoy.
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