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Today I am complaining about annoying personalities; not of strangers, but of those closest to you. Like friends that only talk about themselves, usually acting the whole time that they are needing your advice on their stupid problem, but anything you suggest is mushily replied to with a 'yeahhh, buttt...' or an, ' I don't know...', to which you're thinking "Of course you don't know, because if you did I wouldn't be listening to the mind-retardifying problems you have created for yourself." I typically continue on with a short prayer in my head to God, asking if I am being tested, or perhaps punished for something horrible I did in the past that I forgot about.

Another annoying personality I would like to discuss is the "I'm just sayin'... " person, who thinks that their personal observations about life are so far-superior to others' that they may as well rule Earth. This person usually starts sentences with "What they NEED to do is..." or "If they had a BRAIN they would...", and because you are either related to this person or are somewhat friends, you have to feign agreement or wonderment at their "amazing" ideas. Really in your head you're thinking, "What YOU need to do is shut the hell up, because you are just a loser with a loser job who compensates for being a loser by accusing professionals of being stupider than you are, even though we all know you are the one who is, in fact, stupider."

Lastly I would like to complain about those close to us with 'temperament' issues. I am mostly sick of them right now. You know, that person that you warn one another about, even though you all know him/her? Like, "You know so-and-so, he can be a real A-hole if you mention... farms, or triathlon... or ice-picks (or anything else that they should just shove up their asses if they get annoyed by)." I'm so sick of tip-toeing around 'delicate flowers', that have the nerve to call themselves friends OR family, when they are basically threatening you with crapping themselves, if you say or do the wrong thing.