Bullshine

When I originally started this stupid blog, I intended to post something everyday. I soon realized that I am only funny in the wee hours of the morning, closest to passing out, and I only want to be funny in life. I sometimes get 'blogger's block'- a term I tried to shorten to: "block", but that word was already taken so I switched to "bloggock". There are always things to write about, but I wrestle with wasting people's time with my boring stories. But then again, I don't FORCE people to read this, so they can just screw off and suck on my boring-ness.
One day, I 'viewed' my blog over and over again to reach a round number (like 30) on the views counter. I would say that's pretty losery, but I'm sure everyone would do it. Oh, and new neighbors moved in next door, and one of the items I saw them moving in was a giant chandelier. Hahahaha. They have the exact same apt that we do, and I can't imagine where they'd put it. Every time I hear their door opening I RUN to the peep-hole hoping to see a giant chandelier sitting on an end table or propped up against the wall.
I've been trying to stay 'hip' lately by forcing myself to watch horrible... I mean 'new' music videos. My official critique is that the world is about to end. Well,... I hope it does anyway. Not just because so much of it sucks ass, but because everything modern is like a bad copy of something already done before. I started noticing this phenomenon in the 90's, but it's gotten worse. This generation has no great war or great depression... our great war is a spiritual war and our great depression is our lives-- okay, that's from Fight Club but I think it explains why modern music is meaningless and overproduced, and movies are 2 hour unthoughtout special effect reels. I made steak for dinner tonight. And listened to bad music after watching a truly retarded movie. That scenario seems to sum it all up.
This blog turned rambly... oh well Bitches!! For all you know, I could be drunk. Oh, that reminds me... the stuptarded (My word!!!) movie we were watching was on T.V. and therefore free of all it's original vulgarities. The best part of the movie was the dubbed swearing. At one point a guy yelled "That's Bullshit!" but the dubbed voice yelled "That's Bullshine!"
hahaha, what bullshine.